非常正面毕业赠言

更新时间： 2022-02-12

to those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, i say well done. and to the c students, i say you too may one day be president of the united states."
那些取得好成绩的同学，做的好！那些得c的同学，有一天你们会成为美国总统。

of course there’s a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don’t take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
大学当然是个有很多知识的地方：大一的带进来一些，大四的带不走多少，知识便积累起来了。

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn’t read.
期末考试中80%的内容都来自你翘掉的那节课和你漏读的那本书。

as long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
只要有考试，学校里就会有祷告者。

the university brings out all abilities, including incapability.
大学能培养人的各种能力，包括无能。

never get married in college：it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.
千万不要在大学结婚：一旦你未来的雇主发现你已经犯下一个错误，你就很难起步了。

the things taught in colleges are not an education, but the means to an education.
大学里学得不是知识，而是学习知识的方法。

education is not preparation for life, education is life itself.
学习不是为生活做准备，学习就是生活的全部。

the chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
上大学的主要价值是：只有上了才知道真的不值啊。

a professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep
教授就是别人都睡了他还在讲话的人。

别宴已尽，离歌随起

断桥孤山今朝别

老燕衔得新泥回，

问君何时载誉归？

和山俊秀，池水清明

四载岁月常依依，

此去须怀报国志，

不忘春风化雨情！